If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.
My name is Allie and I have been alive for 22 years.
I am hypocritical and contradict myself a lot.
I dream of the future while wishing for the past.
I mostly reside in Massachusetts or Vermont, but also sometimes Maine.
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
How to please a woman:
1. Tell her she’s beautiful
2. Surprise her with flowers
3. Remember her birthday
4. Pull her hair and smack her ass