If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.
My name is Allie and I have been alive for 22 years.
I am hypocritical and contradict myself a lot.
I dream of the future while wishing for the past.
I mostly reside in Massachusetts or Vermont, but also sometimes Maine.
If you can’t admit to your faults and apologize to those who have to deal with them and then work on them to try to make them better then you don’t deserve to have people who care about you in your life.
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
How to please a woman:
1. Tell her she’s beautiful
2. Surprise her with flowers
3. Remember her birthday
4. Pull her hair and smack her ass