If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.

My name is Allie and I have been alive for 22 years.
I am hypocritical and contradict myself a lot.
I dream of the future while wishing for the past.
I mostly reside in Massachusetts or Vermont, but also sometimes Maine.

Photos of my Unphotogenic Self.
The Goings-On of my Not-So-Exciting Life
Quote Collection

 

dacelio:

have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

weirdvintage:

A cat hangs a row of tame rats in socks on the line to dry, 1933 (via)

weirdvintage:

A cat hangs a row of tame rats in socks on the line to dry, 1933 (via)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

allycakesxo:

How to please a woman:

1. Tell her she’s beautiful
2. Surprise her with flowers

3. Remember her birthday
4. Pull her hair and smack her ass