If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.

My name is Allie and I have been alive for 22 years.
I am hypocritical and contradict myself a lot.
I dream of the future while wishing for the past.
I mostly reside in Massachusetts or Vermont, but also sometimes Maine.

Photos of my Unphotogenic Self.
The Goings-On of my Not-So-Exciting Life
Quote Collection

 

oh hai my hair is long enough so i can put a bun on top of my head now woo

oh hai my hair is long enough so i can put a bun on top of my head now woo

cutest strawberry shortcake this halloween!more pictures from tonight to come!

cutest strawberry shortcake this halloween!
more pictures from tonight to come!

i dyed my hair pink today and i think it’s the best decision i’ve ever made

i dyed my hair pink today and i think it’s the best decision i’ve ever made

Anonymous asked
you are absolutely gorgeous! could you possibly bless your followers with a pic of your bottom?

aw thanks. but nah, im in my sweatpants and dont wanna move, plus im sober and that just seems like a bad idea but here’s a picture of me wearing my sweatshirt with bunny ears that i found at the bottom of my closet earlier. enjoy!

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My tits are sadly small Or maybe my hips are just too big Too big for a small but too tiny for a medium Whatevs I still look good

My tits are sadly small
Or maybe my hips are just too big
Too big for a small but too tiny for a medium
Whatevs I still look good

Porch selfies bc nothing better to do
So hot out tho

Porch selfies bc nothing better to do
So hot out tho

i look like a mess cause I just got back from floatin’ down a riverperfect day tho, it was monsooning last night but its all bright and sunny todaithe sun is shining through my window and i like the glarei feel like a mermaid

i look like a mess cause I just got back from floatin’ down a river
perfect day tho, it was monsooning last night but its all bright and sunny todai
the sun is shining through my window and i like the glare
i feel like a mermaid